Lawn Jarts anyone?
March 19, 2008
I feel sorry for kids today. No wonder why they are so fucked up. Look at some of toys they play with (all courtesy of Playmobil):
Homeland Security is fun?
Seriously, what kid wants to pretend to be a rude government worker. What next? a DMV playset?
Speaking of not fun…Old People on a Bench:
(although teh kitteh is a nice touch)
Too stimulating for the young’uns? No problem. Slow ‘em down with Old Person in a Wheelchair:
Don’t forget the ever exciting Vending Machine:
And do we really need to encourage pet hording?
March 20, 2008 at 6:51 am
Now that is funny stuff. The tedium series of toys. Let’s see, I can kill hundreds of people in constantly moving video images, or I can push around a geriatric lego-man. Hmmm. That’s a poser.
March 20, 2008 at 9:07 pm
…and I miss Weebles.
March 20, 2008 at 10:34 pm
My best friend had the Weebles’ Tree House. I was so jealous.
March 21, 2008 at 4:37 am
Weebles Rocked! (but they didn’t fall down).
March 21, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Damn, Dave! I was gonna make that joke.
March 22, 2008 at 6:56 am
It’s cool you remembered the commercial.