The knife (Is it worth it)
May 21, 2009
As I get older and start to notice the lines on my face getting more pronounced, I have thoughts of plastic surgery. Fantasy/nightmare really. I don’t have the money to do it and I’m afraid of hospitals (germs…ew). When I think about people who have had plastic surgery who do have lots of money I get more nervous. This is the best money can buy?
Exhibit number one: Kenny Rogers
Kenny before:
and after:
That’s not good. The Gambler didn’t figure those odds.
Burt Reynolds is another example.
Burt before:
Burt after:
Those are some gravity defying crows feet. Does he look better? NO.
And yet there are exceptions. Rachel Welch is 68! (omg…she’s three years younger than Mother). That’s money well spent.
May 22, 2009 at 12:33 am
Raquel is 68, not quite in her 70′s. She does look amazing as ever.
May 22, 2009 at 6:21 am
Getting older isn’t so bad; desperately clinging to youth is.
May 22, 2009 at 7:16 am
Thanks for the fact check, Clay. My math is bad too. Mother is 72. I’ll fix it.
May 22, 2009 at 7:19 am
Well, having never actually seen what you look like, I’m not sure I can judge, but I will say that my general thoughts on PS can be summed up in this Futurama quote:
Professor Farnsworth: Is it true that stem cells may fight the aging process?
GeneWorks Employee: Well, yes, in the same way that an infant may fight Muhammad Ali…
When it comes to faces, just accept it as your war paint or battle scars and move on.
May 22, 2009 at 12:25 pm
You forgot Barely Manenough.
I mean, Barry Manilow.
These pics frighten me. To death.
May 22, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Barry looked bad to begin with.
May 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm
dont forget about bruce jenner!
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