Cost/benefit (of the stimulus)

I’ve been seeing these signs pop up all over the place (how much do they cost?):

But I haven’t seen anyone working. And I haven’t seen any of this:

Wrong number?

Out again with D this weekend. I love to smoke, drink and dance and she loves to dance. Maybe she’s using me but I don’t care. We have so much fun together. It must show; another one of her coworkers asked her why she’s getting divorced from me. That’s the fun part of the story…

the funner (I know) part is I saw (now former) neighbor guy at the bar. I waved and mouthed “hey” to him. To my surprise, he came over and sat with us (me). I found out that his wife left him (or he left her, not sure) and he is out on the prowl. He bought me a couple of beers and a shot of Jagermeister (love cough syrup) and added my phone number to his cell phone so he can call me “so we can hang out together” (or something).

Sheena knows about calling:

Runner up

With all this talk about Aaron Schock, I shouldn’t ignore the other hot congressman from my neighboring state: Paul Ryan from Wisconsin. Yum. Love him. Bedroom eyes, anyone?

Pop politics

Some of you may remember my little obsession with now Illinois Congressman, Aaron Schock. Seems I’m not alone. Huffington Post readers recently voted Schock “Hottest Freshman” in Congress. Finally, I agree with something on HuffPo.

In an even stranger turn, TMZ has been stalking Aaron:

Thank God they got to the important questions! And I thought Aaron handled himself (oh my) perfectly.

Speaking of Russians

Home improvement hotness

Everyone seems to love the hotness that is home improvement. I know I do. I love my plumbers, carpenters and electricians (along with construction workers, security guards, utility workers, mailmen, UPS drivers and guys mowing lawns(to name a few)). Anyway, I’ve received a few suggestions from that post that I thought needed to be shared.

Semipsychotic invokes the name of our Lord when talking about Jeff Devlin from Spice up My Kitchen. God, I see why:

Jason suggests Lynn Kegan from Designed to Sell. Love the red heads. Red on the head…

And my addition: Jason Cameron. No, he has never been on HGTV but I don’t hold that against him. I loved him on TLC’s While You Were Out. He’s now on the DIY network show Man Caves (insert butt sex innuendo here).

And here’s a video of him shirtless:

I see why these posts are so popular.

Staring is rude

I hate Christmas parties almost more than I hate Christmas. But this one was a little different. There was the usual (boring) cast of characters there. The one difference; my friend’s daughter brought her current boyfriend. Probably about 25 years old…totally hot (black hair, hazel eyes)… Had a grasp of current events… Built…Funny (and we smoked together outside).

uhhhh. Loved him. Christmas came early.

(Does this sound icky to you?)

Change I can believe in (and three nice things)

The money keeps coming in. This time from the snail mail. Loving my readers.

So I owe col three nice things. She knows I love her. Instead of words I’m giving her pictures…

(and I spent the money wisely, col)

Tuesday’s hottie

Jason Statham. I’ve never seen any of his movies but I love my hot British manflesh (don’t be jealous, Daniel).

The countdown begins

Less than a month, bitches…