Protesters freeze their nads off and still complain

The global warmists are freezing their asses off in the middle of late winter snowstorm. Average high temperature in DC on March 2: 51 degrees. Actual temp: 30 degrees; with a bunch of snow to boot. Love it. (and I wonder how many went home to their (coal) heated homes)

But teh internets can’t be wrong

My psychological profile as judged by my blog:

ESTP – The Doers
The active and playful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.

The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.

Great. Now time for my nap.

(h/t col for the pic)

Beauty and the bleep

I ran across this tonight. Loved it.

Before you accuse me of despoiling a classic children’s show, Spongebob used the exact same schtick in Sailor Mouth. Here’s a sample:

(And yeah, I know, it’s sad that a 41 year old man knows that much about Spongebob Squarepants)

Kitteh says what?

Translation:

Zen shit = zhit

Everything poops: 

The name game

Every holiday, my local paper has an insert where proud parents/grandparents send in pictures of their little crumb crunchers. Sweet, yes, but also a great opportunity to mock stupid parents and the stupid names they give their kids. You get the usual assortment of trendy names that sounded weird a few years ago but have become so popular that they almost sound normal. I swear I don’t even blink an eye anymore at the Madisons, Savannahs, Coltons and Conners.

Here is a rundown of the best of the worst from this Valentine’s Day “Little Loves” section.  I’ve divided them into three categories.

Normal names but with awful spellings:

Korryn
Aleesha
Kendyll
Jazmyn
Alyn
Jakai
Rylee
Grayce
Geffory
Kade (girl; pronounced like katie, I’m guessing)

Mash up names (they almost sound like real names but…):

Dathan
Rylan
Kyler
Bryson
Breckan
Halen
Blayklee
Antwony
Sariah

And then there are those parents who need to be shot:

Coen(boy)
Maddux(boy)
Lexy(girl)
Chadric (not sure)
McKay(girl)
Boston(boy)
Blaze(boy)
Phioenix (girl and no that’s not a typo)

The saddest thing of all; there was only one John.

Twenty questions

 

You thought Statetris was fun.  Check this out. (I stumped them on Denmark; seems most people think it is in the western hemisphere)

I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

(h/t Jamie)