May 24th: Rules for birthdays

Who knew all these (in)famous people were born on May 24. Anyway…on with teh rules.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em (Tommy Chong):

Even if you don’t smoke you can still smoke (Patti LaBelle):

And don’t forget…Other people born on this day have survived some serious shit so a birthday isn’t that bad.

Happy birthday to all the famous and infamous people born today!

How big is little?

Another Saturday night out with D and S. Fave song tonight:

Size queen

This shit is big:

The 5th Dimension: Rules for living (and fryin’ eggs)

I do love my adult contempory music.

Breakups are time savers!

If his name is Bill, think twice (trust me on this one):

Surrey down and enjoy yourself (and the Lord and the lightening and the sassafrass and the moonshine) on the lawn:

(I have no idea what that means.)

UPDATE: video #3 has been replaced (by an even better vid)

The clap

I love songs that feature hand claps. They are so user friendly. We all have a musical instruments right in front of us! Weeee!

Do you have any other worthy suggestions?

(h/t Dave and Kate)

The Pointer Sisters: Rules for living

Who doesn’t love the wang (dang doodle):

Yes we can (why wasn’t BO all over this shit):

You can’t stop love (unless your hard drive crashes):

Happy together (or Dance bitch, you ain’t dancin’)

I recently went to a birthday party of a coworker of my friend D. Love D. She’s new at her work so her coworkers only know part of her story. The story is that she is getting a divorce from her husband after 25 years of marriage… and they don’t know her husband. Anyway, I was her “date” for the party. She introduced me to her drunken coworkers as “my friend” John. We laughed and danced our asses off. We had a great time. The next business day (according to D.), more than one person asked her why she was getting a divorce. “You and your husband have so much fun together”.

Sad that she is getting a divorce but I was totally flattered . And I loved the dancing. Dance more. It makes everything better.

UPDATE :

Duets: Rules for living

NEW YEAR’S EVE update rule:

You can’t go wrong with plaids (overalls are another story):

I’m way too old for you but, what the fuck, let’s screw:

Pockets are handy places to put your hands:

Making bedroom eyes at your brother is just plain creepy:

Thanks for the ass shakin’, Eartha

The couple of tributes I’ve read regarding the passing of Eartha Kitt sucked. All black and white shit. Yes, she did have a great career as a young woman but I wasn’t there. I’m (relatively) young so I only remember Eartha as the one who made me dance my ass off (I’m too young for the Batman tv series, too).

This is the Eartha I remember:

I can’t tell you how much joy and how much fun I’ve had dancing to these songs. Thanks so much, Eartha. You made my life better.

AC/DC: Rules for living

Times are tough; look for bargains (and whore out your elderly mother… take her to Kohl’s on Wednesday; the bitch saves you 15%)

Times are tough but that shouldn’t stop you from throwing a party(especially for charity):

Religion is a refuge in tough times: