Jon and Kate plus eight
May 26, 2009

I love(d) the reality TV show Jon and Kate plus Eight. I dunno. Part freak show, part cute kids…It was entertaining. Now their marriage is falling apart because of the show (or at least a contribution to its demise). That I don’t want to watch. Kate signed on for two more years but it looks like Jon is outta there. I know they were the ones who agreed to do the show but I now feel dirty for watching it.
Not quite the Dionne Quintuplets but still.
What not to watch
January 28, 2009

TV shows I hate myself for loving:
1. What Not to Wear (TLC)
Stacey and Clinton make people cry but it all works out in the end.
2. Chowder (CN; that’s the Cartoon Network)
Chowder cries but it all works out in the end.
3. Cities of the Underworld (History Channel)
Love the history but love the stubble more (don’t really give a fuck how it works out in the end).
Home improvement hotness
January 3, 2009
Everyone seems to love the hotness that is home improvement. I know I do. I love my plumbers, carpenters and electricians (along with construction workers, security guards, utility workers, mailmen, UPS drivers and guys mowing lawns(to name a few)). Anyway, I’ve received a few suggestions from that post that I thought needed to be shared.
Semipsychotic invokes the name of our Lord when talking about Jeff Devlin from Spice up My Kitchen. God, I see why:

Jason suggests Lynn Kegan from Designed to Sell. Love the red heads. Red on the head…

And my addition: Jason Cameron. No, he has never been on HGTV but I don’t hold that against him. I loved him on TLC’s While You Were Out. He’s now on the DIY network show Man Caves (insert butt sex innuendo here).

And here’s a video of him shirtless:
I see why these posts are so popular.
Beauty and the bleep
November 17, 2008
I ran across this tonight. Loved it.
Before you accuse me of despoiling a classic children’s show, Spongebob used the exact same schtick in Sailor Mouth. Here’s a sample:
(And yeah, I know, it’s sad that a 41 year old man knows that much about Spongebob Squarepants)
Don’t mess with Megyn
October 30, 2008
(h/t Gay Patriot)
BO classic
May 17, 2008
Not Barack this time:
(h/t col)
One of those days
May 6, 2008
God, this would be fun (you know you’ve thought about doing it):
Cinco de Mayo: Rules for birthdays
May 4, 2008
Who knew that all these famous and talented people were born on May 5th? Anyway, on with teh rules.
Just because it’s your birthday, don’t do anything rash (Tyrone Power):
Getting older is no reason to cry (Ann B. Davis):
Keep giving all the love you can (even if he is a bastard) (Tammy Wynette):
In addition to the above notables, it is also the birthday of Karl Marx, Tina Yothers and one of my favorite bloggers.
I’m guessing all three of them will like this:
Happy Birthday all (especially the living ones)!
(h/t Technorati)
HGTV hotness
March 16, 2008
It’s Sunday and I’m bored so why not check out some HGTV eye candy. Did I miss anyone? (I’ll smack you if you say Vern Yip) Let me know your favorite.








