December 25, 2008
hates the overcommercialization of Christmas. Or he hates reading my blog. I can’t tell.
CHRISTMAS PRESENT UPDATE: Cute with Chris liked my kitteh too!
December 25, 2008
December 1, 2008
After all the doom and gloom in the news, I was a bit surprised to read this about black Friday weekend:
The National Retail Federation said 172 million shoppers went to stores and Web sites, a 17 percent increase from a year ago and more than a forecast of 128 million. They spent an average of $372.57, up 7.2 percent from last year
MORE people spending MORE money. How can this be?
(Insider trading puts me in the Christmas spirit (and the concert was kick ass))
November 30, 2008
I’m not so much a Christmas hater as I am a hater of Christmas lights. And it’s not so much that I hate Christmas lights as I hate people who go completely apeshit overboard on Christmas lights. It’s Christmas, not fucking Vegas.
I guess that’s not too bad either. I don’t mind holiday light displays too much if the owners take them down (or at least turn them off) before Valentine’s Day.
The blob in the the middle of the picture is faux cake that says “Happy Birthday Jesus!” on it. Great. So now this is Christmas AND a fucking birthday party too? I hate birthday parties more than I hate Christmas. It’s hard enough to find and buy a present for my asshole relatives, now I have to worry about What Would Jesus (really) Want for his birthday? Think of the pressure. You need to get something that the Son of God already doesn’t have (a Kohls gift card only works if Christ needs new sheets or some scented candles). And birthday cards are a bitch too. One of those black themed “Over the Hill” cards probably would be in bad taste. I could keep it classy with something like “two millenniums is the new one millennium, my Lord”. or a Maxine card. Everyone loves those, right?
November 6, 2008
First Christmas display of the year spotted yesterday. What is wrong with these people? I’m still raking leaves. How can you possibly be in the Christmas spirit on NOVEMBER FUCKING 5TH. At least wait until after Thanksgiving. My prediction: they won’t turn them off until Valentine’s Day and probably won’t take them down until St. Patrick’s Day. Another reason why I hate Christmas.
December 24, 2007
This is my last entry in this year’s war on Christmas music:
Kenny Chesney/All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan
December 22, 2007
Beyonce and company go all “Meh, who needs the other four days of Christmas when you get a fucking Mercedes” with this one:
And no, that doesn’t feel like Christmas (and I have no idea what “a crotch eye git with dirty denim jeans” means).
They kinda make up for it with this one:
December 21, 2007
Hillary stole my idea of giving you something for Christmas without actually giving you anything:
(and Hill, that whole warm-hearted thing doesn’t really work for you)