Will someone please think of the children

July 12, 2007


Has Helen Lovejoy moved from Springfield to Keizer, Oregon?  There’s a big flap there over some newly installed posts meant to protect pedestrians from traffic.   It seems some of the residents of Keizer have their minds in the gutter and are bothered by their shape.

Mind you, these suckers cost $18,000 of taxpayers’ money to install and the city is actually considering retrofitting or replacing them.  One of the ideas for retrofitting would be to put metal rings around them and connecting them with chains (yeah, that’ll make them less penisy).

One columnist’s take on the story:

If Keizer is going to spend more money modifying $18,000 worth of cement posts because a smidge of residents claim the posts are phallic-looking, the city might as well create a Department of Phallus Prevention.

Now there’s a job for me.

(h/t Fox News)


5 Responses to “Will someone please think of the children”

  1. Jamie Says:

    I thought you wanted to work in Phallus Inspection, not prevention?

  2. John in IL Says:

    Heh. The way I had it figured out, I would get to go around town sniffing out offending phalluses. Kinda like a phallic scavenger hunt.

  3. QuakerJono Says:

    See, to me, they just look like tampons.

  4. John in IL Says:

    Funny cunts = tampons

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