Caption this, bitches (#5)

August 13, 2007

This week’s photo:

china.jpg

And its dull as dishwater caption:

Paramilitary recruits attend a swimming course on China’s Donghu Lake to enhance their abilities in case of flooding, August 8, 2007.

Uh huh. Like I believe that. This is from the country that gave us Lead Poison Me Elmo. Tell me the real story. (No jobs were outsourced by this caption contest)

Last week’s photo:

kuciinch.jpg

And the winner is…

Captain of a Shipwreck:

“I defy my opponent, Mr. Obama, to pull my finger,” said Democratic presidential candidate Rep Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, at a recent event.

Fantabulous!

the fine print: I will be the sole judge of the winner. The winner will be announced at approximately this same time next week. The winner gets absolutely nothing except for the fame of me pronouncing you the winner. If you don’t like my choice of the winner, go fuck yourself.

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3 Responses to “Caption this, bitches (#5)”

  1. Jamie Says:

    “Introducing The Underfunded Chinese Olympic Swimming Team”

  2. Jamie Says:

    (as they practice “YMCA”)

  3. QuakerJono Says:

    “The Village People’s ‘YMCA’ loses something when translated into Chinese.”


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