Caption this, bitches (#12)

October 1, 2007

This week’s photo :
penis-painter.jpg

And its nakedly fallacious caption:

Artist Tim Patch, who calls himself ‘Pricasso’, paints a picture of Olga Braude using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, South Africa, September 28, 2007. Patch has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and Queen of England.

Color me unimpressed. Paint me the real picture with a new caption!

Last week’s photo:

And the winner is…

QuakerJono:

Much like Iran, there are no homosexuals in Bulgaria, only “traditional oil wrestlers”.

Spot on!

the fine print: I will be the sole judge of the winner. The winner will be announced at approximately this same time next week. The winner gets absolutely nothing except for the fame of me pronouncing you the winner. If you don’t like my choice of the winner, go fuck yourself.

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4 Responses to “Caption this, bitches (#12)”

  1. Jamie Says:

    “Painting with short strokes.”

    Heh. How DOES he dot their eyes?


  2. “…And for my next trick, I will saw my penis in half,” exclaimed Bobbitt the Magnificent at a private magic show.

  3. Jamie Says:

    “In this stark adaptation of the classic Alice in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter brings his own Teabag to the Tea Party.”


  4. I was feeling nostalgic…

    Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

    Rocky: Again?? That trick never works.

    Bullwinkle: This time for sure.

    Penis: ROARRRR!!

    Rocky: Wrong hat!?!

    Bullwinkle: I take a size seven and a half.


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