Virtual Christmas gifts (It’s the thought that counts, bitches)

December 19, 2007

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Being the Christmas season and all, I thought I’d give some virtual Christmas gifts to my more prolific commenters (and do a little link whoring, too). They(the gifts) all come from old Sears Christmas catalogs . Here we go (Santa says click to enlarge):

For the bitch of Christmas past, present and future (bitches are people too).

I think this plays the youtubes:

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And since your pool is under wraps for the winter, I thought you might want to “play” pool:
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For the San Francisco Texan (he puts the “fun” in fundie)

Here’s a little something to remind you of home:

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And because I know you like them:

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For the girl from from NYC (Zen is a one step program, right?). 

If you can’t find a fun guy, you at least deserve some Fungi:

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And if you like Wii, you’ll love this:

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For the hick (save the world, or ELSE! )

Going for the practical here : 

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And the not so practical here:

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For the dynamic duo (toe blogging aside).

Now you two will have to share these (be nice):

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And because I want to see one of you guys on Wednesday’s hot guy post:

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To Mary Anne and teh rest, you get your choice of one of these fabulous gifts:

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I’ve said it before, but it’s true.  I’m am so fucking giving

Merry Christmas, bitches.

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19 Responses to “Virtual Christmas gifts (It’s the thought that counts, bitches)”


  1. How sweet. Just what I think I wanted. 🙂


  2. And am I the only one who thinks the little girl on the cover of the Wishbook is….uh, creepy?

  3. Quakerjono Says:

    Did you just give me an organ for Christmas? Not that I’m complaining.

    And yes, NDT, she does have a Bad Seed quality to her, sort of like she’s thinking, “First I had one dolly, then sister ‘fell’ down the stairs, and now I have two. I wonder who will ‘fall’ next. I do like mother’s pearls…”

  4. Jamie Says:

    “Hick?” Not that that’s not accurate, but ouch!

    Although it does make me think about changing my tagline to:

    The Hick Who Don’t Dig Chicks

    or some such thing.

    Oh, and expect retribution, er, I mean a return gift. lol

  5. John in IL Says:

    Jamie: Sorry. Meant only in jest. I think you called yourself that one time somewhere on your blog and it just stuck in my head 😉 (do you like your coveralls?)

    NDT/QJ: heh, She is a little creepy. I think the grandma and grandpa voodoo dolls she is holding heightens the effect.

  6. Jamie Says:

    Oh, no biggie. I’m sure I’ve said it many times. Many, many times. I’m don’t exactly reside in the great bastion of civilization up here. I was just joking back.

    And <a href=http://imustbedreaming.wordpress.com/2007/12/20/christmas-meme-ories/HERE. Now are you happy?

  7. Jamie Says:

    Oh, fer Christ’s sake.

    HERE, I SAID!!

    If I could learn to always close my tags . . .


  8. […] 21, 2007 Hillary stole my idea of giving you something for Christmas without actually giving you […]

  9. colio2007 Says:

    oh john, you shouldn’t have. i heart fungi!

    and it just so happens i have a giftie 4 you too!
    http://tinyurl.com/3bdvu5

    PS: there’s nothing tiny about this URL…


  10. Um…..col, next time, you MIGHT want to put NOT SAFE FOR WORK in big flashing letters……:)

  11. Quakerjono Says:

    Any job where that’s not safe is a job not worth having, imho.

  12. colio2007 Says:

    doh, sorry — don’t mean to get anyone in tubs.

    i mean troubs.


  13. Quite all right, Col. 🙂

    And John, I got you a return present!

  14. John in IL Says:

    Thanks, col! Best.picture.evah of DC. I’m all warm and tingly with the Christmas spirit now.

  15. John in IL Says:

    And NDT,
    I give you cowboys and bears and you give me a giant rat. I guess it really is the thought that counts 😉


  16. Well, I knew you and the kittehs would have fun with it. 🙂

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