I love the Midwest (we’re so resourceful)

January 24, 2008

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Local news alert:

A Davenport woman faces criminal charges for allegedly attacking her husband with a weapon she made from a can of corn and a sock.

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8 Responses to “I love the Midwest (we’re so resourceful)”

  1. PatrickP Says:

    I’m waiting for some lefty to propose “corn control.”

  2. John in IL Says:

    It’s called ethanol.


  3. I usually prefer bars of soap, but hey, if that’s all she had in the cupboard….

  4. Quakerjono Says:

    Whatever happened to a towel full of oranges? Really, processed food is just out of control.

  5. colio2007 Says:

    there’s a comment posted with the story:

    “I don’t know what is causing it, but some of the Davenport women are meaner that a junk yard dog. Maybe it the water or cold weather !!”

    LOL

  6. John in IL Says:

    It the cold weather. It making me cranky too.

  7. Laurie Says:

    I prefer cans of peaches.

  8. John in IL Says:

    You’re not from the midwest, are you Laurie. We’ve got corn to spare, here.

    We don’t waste good peaches on bad husbands.

    (and thanks for stopping by!)


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