Lawn Jarts anyone?

March 19, 2008

I feel sorry for kids today.  No wonder why they are so fucked up.  Look at some of toys they play with (all courtesy of Playmobil):

Homeland Security is fun?
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Seriously, what kid wants to pretend to be a rude government worker. What next? a DMV playset?

Speaking of not fun…Old People on a Bench:
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(although teh kitteh is a nice touch)

Too stimulating for the young’uns? No problem. Slow ’em down with Old Person in a Wheelchair:
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Don’t forget the ever exciting Vending Machine:
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And do we really need to encourage pet hording?
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6 Responses to “Lawn Jarts anyone?”

  1. superdave524 Says:

    Now that is funny stuff. The tedium series of toys. Let’s see, I can kill hundreds of people in constantly moving video images, or I can push around a geriatric lego-man. Hmmm. That’s a poser.

  2. superdave524 Says:

    …and I miss Weebles.

  3. John in IL Says:

    My best friend had the Weebles’ Tree House. I was so jealous.

  4. superdave524 Says:

    Weebles Rocked! (but they didn’t fall down).

  5. PatrickP Says:

    Damn, Dave! I was gonna make that joke.

  6. superdave524 Says:

    It’s cool you remembered the commercial.


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