Closets (and their secrets)

April 29, 2009

Loving my current painting job. It’s across the street. Asshole neighbor guy finally sold his house and moved out. I know (and like) the people that are moving in. They hired me to paint the interior and give advice on color selection (for the record, both gay and straight people have bad taste; don’t assume because I’m gay that I know what I’m talking about).

Anyway, I was getting a closet ready to paint. As I was taking down the top shelf, a wooden box slid down, hit me and broke up on the floor. Tubes and rods and what I thought looked like plumbing O rings spilled out. I’m thinking “why is there a plumbing supply kit stuck up here in a bedroom closet”. After further inspection and a quick look at the instruction manual, I understood the label on the box…Maxwilly and had an EEWWWWWWWW moment. I had found the former owner’s penis enlargement kit (It must have worked. He was a big dick).

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3 Responses to “Closets (and their secrets)”

  1. superdave524 Says:

    Funny stuff, John (and looks like you’ve redecorated your own space a bit, as well).

  2. John in IL Says:

    Same artist; different kittehs. You like?

  3. colio2007 Says:

    do you have dicklash?

    and i concur with dave, the new kittehs are rad!


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