The knife (Is it worth it)

May 21, 2009

As I get older and start to notice the lines on my face getting more pronounced, I have thoughts of plastic surgery. Fantasy/nightmare really. I don’t have the money to do it and I’m afraid of hospitals (germs…ew). When I think about people who have had plastic surgery who do have lots of money I get more nervous. This is the best money can buy?

Exhibit number one: Kenny Rogers

Kenny before:
kenny rogers

and after:
kenny rogers after

That’s not good. The Gambler didn’t figure those odds.

Burt Reynolds is another example.

Burt before:
burt reynolds

Burt after:
burt reynolds after

Those are some gravity defying crows feet. Does he look better? NO.

And yet there are exceptions. Rachel Welch is 68! (omg…she’s three years younger than Mother). That’s money well spent.

raquel welch foster grants


16 Responses to “The knife (Is it worth it)”

  1. Clay Says:

    Raquel is 68, not quite in her 70’s. She does look amazing as ever.

  2. superdave524 Says:

    Getting older isn’t so bad; desperately clinging to youth is.

  3. John in IL Says:

    Thanks for the fact check, Clay. My math is bad too. Mother is 72. I’ll fix it.

  4. Quakerjono Says:

    Well, having never actually seen what you look like, I’m not sure I can judge, but I will say that my general thoughts on PS can be summed up in this Futurama quote:

    Professor Farnsworth: Is it true that stem cells may fight the aging process?
    GeneWorks Employee: Well, yes, in the same way that an infant may fight Muhammad Ali…

    When it comes to faces, just accept it as your war paint or battle scars and move on.

  5. kate Says:

    You forgot Barely Manenough.

    I mean, Barry Manilow.

    These pics frighten me. To death.

  6. John in IL Says:

    Barry looked bad to begin with.

  7. colio2007 Says:

    dont forget about bruce jenner!

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