No thank-you note needed

January 13, 2009

What’s that sound? I hear crinkly noises. Well, woo fucking hoo, Cat #3 decided to check out the Crinkle Cave.

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She wasn’t there long but at least I feel my $8.99 purchase is a little worth it. And because I like reading things into my cats’ expressions, I would call this one “Yeah, this was fun for like a minute, you cheap bastard, but where’s my fucking Wii!

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ungrateful

For Christmas this past year, I bought my cats a present. My cats aren’t particularly religious but, really, who likes to be left out during the holidays. And I didn’t expect them to be appreciative. They’re cats. I expect asshole. But considering how much they love empty Walmart bags and beer cases, I thought they would absolutely adore the Crinkle Cave. Nope. Wrong again. It sits in a corner of my house ignored.

#3 is (still) obsessed with a piece of plastic greenery that fell off one of my 1950s lamps. #1 loves any kind of (free) box. #2’s only toy is attacking the shower curtain (when I’m sitting on the toilet) .

This year, no presents; and I’m hiding the calendar.

government-problems

I hate to be a Debbie Downer but I do love this site. My last “real” job had motivational posters all over the office. Did it help me? No. And the owner is now out of business (and under investigation from the IRS).

And here’s a kitteh that may or may not look familiar:

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And yet I still keep hangin’.

I love my kittehs but they don’t always love me (courtesy of kitteh #3):

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This happened Christmas Eve. Kitteh #3 freaked out (she’s freaky that way). I know the warning signs but I ignored them (ie I’m a drunken bitch).

Not in the spirit

December 25, 2008

Kitteh #1…
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hates the overcommercialization of Christmas. Or he hates reading my blog. I can’t tell.

CHRISTMAS PRESENT UPDATE: Cute with Chris liked my kitteh too!

Tripartisanship

November 23, 2008

PETA’s latest adventure into bizarro world…

In an effort to discourage fishing, PETA wants to rename fish “sea kittens”. They seem to think that branding is the problem.

From PETA:

People don’t seem to like fish. They’re slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least…When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

Sorry, calling fish sea kittens and dressing them up in big eyed cat drag won’t change my mind. I will continue to order my sea kitten salad sandwich on toast.

(the pic above is my personal sea kitteh that I created at the PETA site. Not sure what a sea kitteh is going to do in a litterbox or why he needs a water dish)