As I get older and start to notice the lines on my face getting more pronounced, I have thoughts of plastic surgery. Fantasy/nightmare really. I don’t have the money to do it and I’m afraid of hospitals (germs…ew). When I think about people who have had plastic surgery who do have lots of money I get more nervous. This is the best money can buy?

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I agree with PETA

February 18, 2009


Shocking, I know, but this shit is beyond awful. There is no good reason for someone to own a nondomesticated animal. This goes for circuses too. No reason. Wild animals as entertainment is wrong. Suck it Siegfried and/or Roy.


Holly jolly Veteran’s Day

November 6, 2008


First Christmas display of the year spotted yesterday. What is wrong with these people? I’m still raking leaves. How can you possibly be in the Christmas spirit on NOVEMBER FUCKING 5TH. At least wait until after Thanksgiving. My prediction: they won’t turn them off until Valentine’s Day and probably won’t take them down until St. Patrick’s Day. Another reason why I hate Christmas.

Filth! Utter filth:

The purpose of the family cloth is to reduce the waste created by toilet paper. The environmentally unfriendly aspects of toilet paper happen before it arrives at your home. Trees are destroyed for the necessary pulp and large amounts of chemicals are used to turn the wood pulp into the soft, fluffy, white tissues we like to use. In addition, those darn packages of t.p. are big and a lot of fuel is burned getting them to their destination. These concerns are causing people to ditch their toilet paper and use a family cloth instead.

“Family cloth”, you ask? Here’s the definition:

a stack of clean cloth strips are left near the toilet in the bathroom. After use the family cloth is placed in a bucket. Every few days the contents are washed.

The idea is so beyond stupid I thought it might be a hoax, so I googled it. Nope. Real deal. Don’t these idiots realize that you have to wash the shit out? In your washing machine. That runs on electricity. And uses water. And (hopefully) bleach.

Unless you’re doing your laundry by beating that shit out on a rock in a river somewhere (untreated sewage), you aren’t saving anything (except my sanity).

And speaking of toilet paper