The countdown begins

Less than a month, bitches…

James Bond themes: Rules for living

Smoke ’em while you got ’em, bitches.  You get a do over:

Watch out for those silver tongued bastards:

Sometimes someone does it better (sorry Sean and Carly):

 

 

Tulsa, here I come

 

Danger excites me.   Preparing for danger is even better.  Add Wal-Mart to the mix and I’m out of my mind.  This story has it in spades.

Wal-Mart teamed up with the National Weather service not only to promote weather radios, but to promote things that you need in an emergency. They say $2 and $3 items like batteries, and whistles, can be enough to save your life

And just when you think it couldn’t get any better:

“I think a lot of people are unsure of what to have in case of an emergency,” said shopper Daniel Craig.

I can survive on candlelight and Daniel Craig for a long time.

Happy 40th, Daniel!

 

I hope he got my threatmantic birthday card…

Anyway, here’s an update on QoS from ET (If you want to skip the crap and get right to Daniel, go to about 2.30 in the vid):

Packages are stimulating

We’re getting checks, bitches!

Want to know how much you’re gonna get? Check this out.

Thanks GW, Nancy and Harry.  You’re the best!

Duh

Good to know that I’m not alone:

‘Blond Bond’ Daniel Craig and Atonement star Keira Knightley have have come out top in a poll of UK gay singles as “major British film star I would most love a dream date with”.

Almost a third (31%) of surveyed gay single men yearn for a romantic one-on-one with 39-year old Craig

I need some stimulation (or Give me my $600, bitch)

Russell Roberts’ take on the pending stimulus package:

Love that word—stimulus. It sounds so scientific. With the right stimulus, you can even make the leg of a dead frog twitch. A heart attack victim gets the stimulus from those chest paddles and bam. Back to life. My online dictionary defines stimulus as something that “rouses or incites to activity.” Sounds like the perfect prescription for an ailing economy.

But if politicians know how to stimulate the economy, why wait for a recession? If you can make the economy grow, why wait for bad times?

One answer is that a healthy patient doesn’t need medicine. But the other possibility is that it’s all hot air. Maybe we don’t know how to make a $14 trillion economy move very quickly. And if we did, it would take a lot more than an injection of even 125 billion dollars.

Say it ain’t so (or I’m hating her)

Bad news, bitches.

Answer me this

Daniel Craig Alert!  I’m taking an informal poll.  Which is better? 

Facial hair (as seen here)?

 

Or not (or does it even matter?). 

(and it was so hard not saying “bitches” in that title.  I’m trying to break that habit, bitches)

Update: a deja vu h/t to NDT. (I knew this post sounded familiar)

Busted

It is always fun to look at the some of the wacky Google searches that lead people to your blog (nudging Jamie).   I’ve done a couple of posts on that myself  (and an FYI to all the Googling bitches out there:  there is no shortage of redheads!). 

Seems I’m now on the other end of that stick.  Guess which Google search was mine (and no it wasn’t “sex tube”)?  

(Thanks for the pic, Col. I did actually stay to read. This post made my morning.)