April 29, 2008
A friendly reminder to people receiving stimulus checks. The money is on its way.
Here’s a summary of when you’ll get it (from the Tax Foundation):
and this bitch didn’t read the fine print. Me? I get bupkis. Zero. Nada. Zip. And I’m bitter. The reason:
I’m fabulously wealthy I earn my money the wrong way. Making it by scraping a half inch of grease and dog hair off the floor in a repossessed house somehow doesn’t qualify as income when figuring if I get a stimulus check. And the little bit of money I get from the DNA duplex? Nope. That doesn’t count either. Both types of income are considered “unearned income“.
Bitch, I fucking earned it.
April 28, 2008
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April 21, 2008
In honor of Mother Gaia and Earth Day, I thought I would recycle some of my earlier posts that I thought were really good (i.e. I actually took the time to write something and didn’t include a youtube video) but fell flat.
Where did I go wrong? (all title names have been changed to protect the innocent)
Then again, maybe the world needs to see more youtube videos of kittehs and pictures of Daniel Craig.