Reason goes shit twice
February 27, 2009
This fun little bit of internet fluff is courtesy of Wordle:
Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text.
The pic above is how chez moi turned out. I kinda like it. It’s like blogging MadLib style. Try it yourself.
(h/t col)
Does my keffiyehmy make me look fat?
November 20, 2008
This gets the award for the weirdest referrer ever to my blog. It seems I’ve been translated into (wait for it…) Arabic:
And what was the title of that post, you ask? Let me translate it back into English for you: Crazy gay bear cat lady lover . Should I take this as a compliment?
But teh internets can’t be wrong
November 19, 2008
My psychological profile as judged by my blog:
ESTP – The Doers
The active and playful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.
Great. Now time for my nap.
(h/t col for the pic)
Testing, testing (or Like your opinion matters)
October 16, 2008
What you sick people come here for
June 30, 2008
No, sorry, that’s why I come here.
Anyway, my top ten clicks (the links that visitors to my blog actually clicked to read or see more):
9. Mitt Romney’s sons’ (now defunct) Five Brothers blog
6. Pic of eastern European oil wrestlers
5. Pic of some guy wearing high heels trying to win Hannah Montana tickets
4. Craig Romney’s myspace page
3. Marc Bartolomeo’s website
2. Forgotten Beatitudes (the Quaker’s blog)
and finally…
1. A pic of Mother Teresa
Draw your own conclusions.
(title stolen directly from CwC)
Words: Rules for blogging
May 25, 2008
My one year anniversary of blogging is coming up here shortly. 400 posts, 1000 comments and 20,000 hits later and I’m still not sure what the fuck this is all about. Obviously, I’m not a writer but I do enjoy doing it. Through blogging, I’ve met(?) some really funny and smart people that I wouldn’t have otherwise. On the down side I’ve watched more youtube videos than I care to admit. But it is a nice way to chronicle my life. I can look back at this day a year ago and know exactly what I was thinking and how I felt because there are these little reminders that will forever stay out there in cyberspace.
Thanks, bitches!
And since we’re talking about blogging I thought some rules were necessary.
Words are working hard for you so be careful what you say.
Especially these words, cocksuckers:
Or not. All the words in the world mean nothing if no one is listening.
No rule here; that last song got me in the mood:
Recycling
April 21, 2008
In honor of Mother Gaia and Earth Day, I thought I would recycle some of my earlier posts that I thought were really good (i.e. I actually took the time to write something and didn’t include a youtube video) but fell flat.
Where did I go wrong? (all title names have been changed to protect the innocent)
Then again, maybe the world needs to see more youtube videos of kittehs and pictures of Daniel Craig.
Just like me
March 29, 2008
Excuses
February 23, 2008
A recent commenter brought to my attention that I wasn’t posting enough. I thought all you kind readers deserved an explanation for my more sporadic postings. Here are my top ten excuses:
1. I’m too busy sheltering homeless kittens shipped to me from Afghanistan.
2. Reality tv, bitches.
3. Too painful. Damn carpal tunnel.
4. YouTube ran out of videos.
5. I’ve fallen… and I can’t get up!
6. I’m dating Daniel Craig.
7. Spellcheck is at the shop.
8. Sp;lt be#r on k3yb*rd. m0Aks bl0G unR#@dabl
9. Following Spandau Ballet reunion tour around the country.
10. Obamamania!
Take your pick.
Leftovers
February 17, 2008
Here are a few pics that were attached to old blog post drafts of mine that never saw the light of day. The posts sucked but I thought the pictures deserved a second chance.
Caulk is cheap 
